Homophobic fashion…
Be afraid…be VERY afraid. Michele Bachmann is now a United States Congresswoman. (I was elected to Congress on a fear campaign) Marriage= one man + one woman – If I never see that sign again, it’ll be...
View ArticleYour body’s eating itself…that’s hot!
Is anyone else sick of watching stick figures pretending to be “actresses” on television? When did it become more important for our entertainers to be UBER thin than for them to be well, entertaining?...
View ArticleBest Facebook Status Updates of the Week~
After searching the Facebook world, these are the BEST Facebook Status Updates for the week of Nov 7th-14th. Enjoy! Want to make the list? Well then, send me your updates. Don’t be tardy for the status...
View ArticleWhen you know it’s time to break up.
And here is a very important announcement brought to you by a pale gurl… Signs that it may be time for you to end your relationship: 1. HIS stuffed animal collection is taking up the entire bed. You...
View ArticleUpChuck Facebook Status Updates
Between 2006-2010 everyone’s lives became “amazing” and we all fell madly in love. Or at least that’s what our Facebook pages claim. Is it true? Is it just a FaceSHOW? Or am I just jealous? Here’s a...
View ArticleI Guess I Like ‘LIKE’ it.
When did being a fan of something on Facebook mean you had to ‘LIKE’ it? What if I still just want to be a ‘FAN?’ Why must we now ‘LIKE?’ Why Facebook? Why must you evolve? Why can’t you just stay the...
View ArticleAdvice Your Parents Never Gave You Because They Were Drunk
Once you reach adulthood, you begin to realize that your parents left out A LOT of helpful advice about life. Most likely that is because they a) hate you b) feel better about themselves when watching...
View ArticleJust Do What Our “Leaders” Do
Ever noticed how politicians and religious leaders always have a way of explaining themselves out of any mess they get into. No matter how ridiculous the excuse, we Americans seem to keep drinking the...
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